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To go to a seemingly cool party on the playa at Burning Man, but to soon realize you're someplace that isn't really 'cool'.
After waiting 2 hours to get into that playa party, we soon realized that we'd been 'porn and eggs-ed' - surrounded by a class of people who put cool over content. An exclusive bunch of 'artistes' who only want to mix with other wannabes who silently preach that single males are predators and single females (by their amazing good nature) are the opposite (feloniously, of course)... thus - real mean should stay away. RUN AWAY, else you may be 'porn and eggs-ed'.
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Basically Google Chrome Incognito.
Parents: "You haven't whacked off for a week! We're proud of you."
Son: "Actually, I've been using Incognito on Google Chrome so you can't see all the porn I've been masturbating to in my internet history."
Parents: "..."
Son: I love Porn mode
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Bad quality, blurry, and/or pixelated pornography that is hard to see. Normally found on shitty free streaming porn websites.
All the free porn websites these days are all shitty pixel porn!
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David Bowie picture, gif, song, or a video that is too sexy for this world.
"Have you seen that sexy picture of David Bowie?"
"yeah, that is a total Bowie Porn!"
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The act of looking at all of the pictures of a person on facebook. The less you know the person, the better.
Dude, stop lookin' at facebook porn.
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A cube made out of condensed porn juices
I like my tacos with extra porn cubes on top
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Porn that is extremely dirty and violent but is hidden under too many blankets and coats to actually see anything.
Guy: dude did you see that hot Alaskan porn?
Other guy: yea I did. I wish the camera wasn't so shaky.
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