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Making out while using the toilet.
Drunk girl-"I really have to pee. Can you take me to the bathroom?"
Guy-"Sure thing, babe."
*takes her to bathroom, gets her on the toilet, starts giving her a French Toilet.*
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Upon dropping stinky logsinto the porcelain pit,in retaliation,the toilet graces your butt cheeks with toilet water. Often occurs when turds are cut well before submerging.
I flippin' hate toilet's revenge! The water causes the toilet paper to thin out and it's just down right cold!
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During intercourse in the bathroom, the toilet seat is lifted up and the girl's head is placed in the toilet seat's hole. The toilet seat is then lowered onto the girl's neck like a necklace.
I was taking a hot dump when my girlfriend came in the bathroom. she was looking really sexy so we started fucking. Things got really hot and I ended doing the toilet garb on her with my fresh dump still in the toilet.
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When two men who are sitting on the toilet for a prolonged time strike up a conversation about life, work, family, etc. Commonly takes place at an airport bathroom whilst waiting for a flight, or a taco bell bathroom after dinner.
Well, should probably get back to the wife now.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.
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A pro Fortnite player you should send a friend request to!
Hey, do you want to play fortnite with toilet wand?
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what most dogs would rather drink than the fresh bottled water you give them
SPARKY! Get your head out of the shitter!
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A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.
"Yo Kris, your girlfriend has a sweet set of toilet titties. D-Money... light up!!!"
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