iPod Touch

Also called "iTouch"

This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.

Dude: I like fapping to porn off of my iPod Touch

Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???

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Touch Chips

The attempt of being up to par with; To try to be in the same class/category as; Trying to be as good or superior than something or someone.

To touch chips with them, you need more money.

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Touched by the jab

Interwebs jargon meaning you will be punched for being a dumbass.

STFU or you will be touched by the jab

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touching canvas

to need a shit so bad that it almost comes out.

will you hurry up on that toilet, i'm touching canvas.

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touching taint

When you go deeper than balls deep.

Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!

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touch glass

an action that gives you lots of motivation (scientifically proven)

ryan: how to motivation?
some other dude: go touch glass

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D-TOUCH

A technique in fifa, which the shortest player in your team scores a header. By using crowd the keeper you can score.

I scored with the D-TOUCH

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