Parking lot tuna

Also known as PLT...

The affectionate term for a chick that will go down on you in a seedy parking lot.

Dorky Donna was some serious parking lot tuna. She sucked all the fuzz in M-Tah off in the VFW parking lot.

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Creamy Tuna Surprise

A creamy tuna surprise occurs when you go down to eat out a chick and you abruptly discover, after removing her panties, that you are about to dine on the sloppy seconds from a dude that just dropped a load in her snatch a few minutes prior.

Chet: Yo braaaa! Where ya been?

Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.

Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?

Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!

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tuna noodle cobbler

A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.

Dude, I had tuna noodle cobbler last night.

Yeah, I can see it all over your face.

tuna suprise

What happens to men after they get married. Strange women start trying to give you free tuna, you former girlfriend (now wife) stops giving you tuna.

"Man she said I do and no more tuna, but woman I could not have tagged before are flocking to me. Tuna Suprise!

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Artichoke Tuna Salad

Artichoke Tuna Salad is the taste of the inside of the vaginal canal. Of course there are many different variations of the recipe, but this is the most widely known.

Man, I had a girl come over last night and her pussy tasted like artichoke tuna salad.

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Tuna Tune-up

The dreaded annual exam to the Gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments

Girl #1: I can't get fucked tonite

Girl #2: Why?

Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow

Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead

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backwards tuna sub

Tuna sub backwards is "bus a nut". Men use backwards tuna sub when they're too ashamed to admit during sex that they're going to climax much quicker than they had previously thought.

Johnny: "Oh no! I'm about to backwards tuna sub!"

Jenny: "It's only been five minutes! Pull out now, you loser!"

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