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texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.

Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.

by Pseudomaster December 24, 2014


The Window Of Opportunity

when you are giving it to a chick doggy style in front of a window; you are both facing the window. You pull out and let a friend take over while you run outside and wave to the chick you were nailing through the window while your friend is doing her. She will be very confused after this.

oh dude, last night jessica freaked out when josh and I gave her the window of opportunity.

by Greenranger December 31, 2008


Windows Activation

The way Microsoft annoys you with a pop-up every 1 hour if you dont have wi-fi to activate Windows (why tf do you need to activate Windows anyways, isnt buying ur license enough proof?)

Damn! I can´t use Windows 7 anymore because I don´t have Wi-Fi to activate it with Windows Activation

by Dieguito0512 September 7, 2020


Windows XP

The best Windows OS EVER!!!!

I love Windows XP

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

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Window sleep

A need to sleep with the windows open

You suffer from window sleep

by BigIanDries June 19, 2018


Windows 8.1

Windows 8, but 100x better.
The start button is back, no booting to the start screen etc.

An OS made in Late 2013 and was made due to the reception of the original Windows 8.
Windows 8.1 was very praised. but support ended almost 10 years later on: January 10, 2023.

I bought Windows 8 a few months ago, and I hated it. but 8.1 is AMAZING!!

by Boovian February 17, 2023


Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.

Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!

by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021