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Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.
Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.
A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything
Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$
Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew
Jack is someone that no one gets. He’s beautiful but quiet with the largest personality ever. Jack is so easy to love. That’s why I can’t stop loving him, and I’ll love him in every universe. Jack is beautiful, kind, and everything you could ever want. Everyone needs a Jack. You’re missing out if you don’t have one yet.
I love Jack Cornell , he makes me the happiest person.
The bush that the famous YouTuber, JackSucksAtLife had a wee in. Commonly mentioned in a lot of his videos.
"I went to visit Jack's Wee Wee Bush yesterday to collect a sample of his DNA."
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Jacky Munro, the affiliate with Meru the Succubus. Sorcerer of cum, and an absolute little homosexual who slurps on mcdonalds sprite at 4:13am. Jack loves the great taste of punctured pussy and is a dick wielder with his 9 metre shlongh.
Jack Munro is a fucking demi god
The art of masturbating whilst multi-tasking.
THIS SHIT IS INTERRUPTING MY WACK OFF BEFORE WORK TIME FUCK
Friend WACK OFF AND DRIVE TO WORK ITS CALL MULTI-JACKING