Head To Wall Syndrome (HTWS)

When you wake up and randomly headbutt your wall

I got such a wicked erection from watching some fine hentai and passed out. When I woke up there was cum dripping down my hands and then all the sudden I put my head through the fucking wall! That's when I found out I had Head To Wall Syndrome (HTWS) after taking my head out of the wall.

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head like a dropped pie

Australian slang for an unattractive face.

A pie dropped on the ground is an unattractive mess. As is an ugly face.

Bloke 1: Check out the tits on that chick!!! Sonya!
Bloke 2: Yeah, but she's got a head like a dropped pie. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

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Put a bun on my head

Code for getting yourself off, then going to sleep right after.

Ted: I’m going home to put a bun on my head.

Harold: nice, I might throw one on too.

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Purple headed yoghurt chucker

n. the penis.
used by troublesome rap collective. The Goldie Lookin' Chain

No mate I can't come out, mys Purple headed yoghurt chucker is swelled up clart.

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purple headed mushroom tattoo

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.

Last night I gave Sam a purple headed mushroom tattoo.

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hoes do ya head in

when hoes mess with ya head

i have to get off msn coz hoes are doin my head in
yeah hoes do ya head in thought u would of knowin that

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your bald headed granny

instead of the un-so popular your mom insult.

person one- yer mom!
person two- yer DAD!
person one- yeah?!
person two- YEAH!
person one- well, your bald headed granny!!
person two- ooooh, burnnn.

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