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A line people use when they get confronted directly for acting like a cunt to try to save face. It is normally used on people of equal or lower social standing and not generally used on people with power or authority. It is a pre-packaged response designed to win over the crowd or turn the tables and doesn't actually have any bearing on who is right or wrong.
Person 1: "Did you see Mark trying to hide his hair loss? It's so obvious."
Person 2: "Making fun of people's looks is kinda lame."
Person 1: "Get off your high horse."
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that R.kelly concert was off tha heezy my neezy
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A term of contempt to one disliked.
"I'm not Fukkin doin that! They can scrape the shit of my shoe..!!"
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A term used by players of the game Magic: the Gathering to tell another player to stop drafting the same color cards.
"Get off my blue donkey, bitch!"
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Another term for masturbating.
To blow off refers to the act of masturbation, and the easy one refers to the penis
Me: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend: "I'm gonna blow off the easy one"
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If you are a lady and you have just had sexy times with a man without a condom. You may need to drop the (potential) kids off at the pool to prevent a wet patch in the bed and subsequent damp patches in her panties.
That was nice darling. I just need to drop the kids off at the pool before we go to sleep.
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To suggust to someone that they shut up and get out of your goddam sight before you kill them for saying stupid things.
usually incorporates shaking of the fist.
Person1: Do you have any eggos?
Person1: Where's my eggo
person2: get off my tv *shakes fist*
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