Calling attention to a small detail or attribute that bothers you about someone, or asking them to explain it to you on the spot. Usually something that most people would avoid out of respect, or overlook because of how unimportant it is, especially when done without any segue and derailing the conversation or ruining the vibe.
May be done intentionally to "knock someone down a peg", or unintentionally due to social retardation. The chosen detail may be an insecurity for the microscopee, or may become a new insecurity after the microscoping is complete. The chosen detail may cross a line, leading others to callout the microscoper, or it may be too subtle to warrant a callout.
Guy1: "Hey everyone, look at this amazing art that my step-daughter drew!"
Guy2: "Saying step-daughter is sad, why not just say daughter?"
Guy3: "What's really sad is you microscoping that."
The study, science, philosophy and pursuit of bodily aesthetics and beauty, commonly focused on the face.
Looksmaxxers try to break down aesthetics into a science, and "maximize" their own by using whatever mechanism they believe will help them reach higher standards of beauty.
"I started looksmaxxing the other day, in 10 years I'm going to look like a marble statue."
"Have you heard of this thing called looksmax? I think you would be super into it."
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"Bone apple tea" is a phrase that memetically communicates or references the word "malapropism".
"A malapropism is a type of language error that occurs when a person mistakenly uses a word that is similar in sound to the word they intended to use, but which has a completely different meaning. This can result in a humorous or absurd effect, as the person using the word may not realize that they have used it incorrectly. For example, someone might say "I need to buy a new flammable for my car" instead of "I need to buy a new fuel filter for my car." Malapropisms are often used intentionally in comedy or satire to create a humorous or absurd effect, and they can also occur accidentally in everyday speech when a person is unaware of the correct usage of a particular word." - ChatGPT
Person 1: What does it mean to "starch your engines"?
Person 2: Actually, what you mean to ask is "what does it mean to START your engines", "STARCH your engines" is a bone apple tea
Person 1: Goodbye
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Reminds me of.
RMO that one episode of Futurama with the giant reflecting mirror that turned into a death-ray.
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A line people use when they get confronted directly for acting like a cunt to try to save face. It is normally used on people of equal or lower social standing and not generally used on people with power or authority. It is a pre-packaged response designed to win over the crowd or turn the tables and doesn't actually have any bearing on who is right or wrong.
Person 1: "Did you see Mark trying to hide his hair loss? It's so obvious."
Person 2: "Making fun of people's looks is kinda lame."
Person 1: "Get off your high horse."
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A combination of a chad and a sweetheart.
Someone that undergoes immense self-sacrifice for the benefit of others in the way that only a chad could ever hope to, or undertaking a costly altruistic task that only a chad is suited for.
Said as a show of affection or to give thanks.
Person 1: Wow, Randall actually sat through that 5 hour video just to give us these timestamps.
Person 2: What an absolute chadcake.
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