Random
Source Code
Random
A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.
As an acting jack I was allowed to drink in the NCO club.
Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby
1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"
2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"
a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world
triple cheese burger
yes aiden jack longden
A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!
"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)
hey have you met jack everard
he smells like cheap aftershave
jack jawn: absolutely nothin
All the lunatic hinges didn’t know jack jawn about gotto.
The act of a white guy stripping naked and covering himself head to toe with vapor rub and jerking off with bio freeze in public.
"Hey bro why'd you miss work yesterday"
"Sorry I was doing The Jack Frost at the kids playground, it took all day"