national cut dicks off day

when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!

“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)

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Drop The Fat Kids Off at The Pool

Too have a bowel movement, a dump, a shit, to pinch a loaf, or just a plain old shit.

Man, I gotta hurry home to drop the fat kids off at the pool.

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warp yer head off hold

Phrase used to describe A punch. This was annoying cackled by awful pro wrestling commentator Big Jim Hess , who had no clue how to be A wrestling commentator. He would say this anytime A wrestler threw A punch. Thankfully , the great Ron Fuller fired him, when he purchased the promotion.

Here goes Ron Fuller with another " warp yer head off hold ."

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hammer off some hot drops

ejaculate, the changing of the male 'oil'

dave wanted and needed to hammer off some hot drops!

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Ripped off the Bandaid

Trying to be friends with the person who dumped you
Trying to feel better, but making it worse
Breaking '"no-contact"and regretting it
Exposing yourself to being rejected again

I ripped off the Bandaid and messaged him.
I ripped off the Bandaid and slept with him.
I ripped off the Bandaid and checked his Facebook
I ripped off the Bandaid and sent him a selfie
I ripped off the Bandaid and googled his female Facebook friends

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fresh off da boat

refering to a black person who does whatever a white person tells them to do. sometimes concidered a "slave".

Look at dat nigga ova there cuttin' whitey's lawn. Dat nigga is fresh off da boat.

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f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat)

FUCK OFF MY BOAT!!!
This expression is used from another asian who doesn't like a fob.
Similar to how a person says "vamoose" or "leave now"

Yo bitchass f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat)
Meaning...get the hell otta here!)

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