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few planets short off a constellation

not altogether sane, weird, eccentric, crazy

Tom Cruise is a few planets short off a constellation, what with his jumping on couches and whatnot.

by okami31 August 8, 2008

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


drop the kids off at the sea side

the act of dropping the kids of at the sea side is to have a good ole' shit, and because everything that the porcelain got eats ends in the sea the term "drop the kids off at the sea side" comes into effect.

oh man i really need to drop the kids off at the sea side!

dude1: hey where you running off to?
dude2: i gotta drop the kids off at the sea side mate.
dude1: ohhhh got ya, dont be late!

by hazmat man July 4, 2006

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Get off your high horse

An idiom used when you try to demoralise a smart cookie from spreading cringely bullcrap

Guy1: Ur such an idiot, u can't even include iostream and restart your computer
Guy2: Get off your high horse, you can't even write a paragraph in HTML, smartass

by probablythisnameisntused January 26, 2020

8πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Get off my kool-aid

Leave me alone

Get out of my face

Rufus kept trying to get Emma's number so she told him to "get off my kool-aid"

by LadyAlkro January 15, 2011

12πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Nip one off

Refering to the action of the anal spincter at the conclusion of a succesfull bowel movement.
This term is seldom used after excessive consumption of lager and vindaloo curry.

Where's the arse fodder? I am going to nip one off.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

10πŸ‘ 542πŸ‘Ž


Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


I took the top off the Maybach

Means my guy done got circumcised

Person 1: Hey man I took the top off the maybach
Person 2: Congratulations now you won’t have to deal with that dick cheese

by The Heart Burn Kid December 8, 2021

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž