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Jack in one

Jackson loves his hole parred into. Golf is his sport. Punctured by the first shot.

I just got a jack in one and it was amazing!

by Jacksueylolsi December 20, 2021


Jack Pandya

Top geeza with an absolutely massive knob

Jack Pandya is packing

by BigBaller99999 July 31, 2022


Jack Chi

A mixed dog breed between a Jack Russell terrier and Chihuahua.

A Jack Chi! What an amazing dog breed.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023


Jack Scratch

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff

Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008


Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.

I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.

by Jimmapp March 17, 2020


Jack Ready

Simp

"That guys such a Jack Ready" Cool Guy 1
"Yeah he's such a simp" Cool Guy 2

by CoomMan January 14, 2020


Savor Jacking

When a person is masturbating for no less then 60 minutes and the individual has a bottle wine and Debbie does Dallas playing in the background. Some may refer to this as a “take your time with it jack.” The opposite of speed jacking.

Jesse and Colton were talking about speed jacking when Colton brought up savor jacking. He asked Jesse if he had ever savor jacked and Jesse replied “no.” Colton responded with “you don’t know what you’re missing.”

by Lazer November 21, 2020