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To get absolutely wasted at jack scannels gaff
Here I went to jacks gaff and I was wasted
To get absolutely smashed at jacks scanners gaff
Here I just went to jacks gaff and got wasted
Its a dealer
-I'm gonna get some treez
-what's your lumber jack?
A girl that's just after wood!
That girl at the club was a total lumber jack she goes home with an new guy every night.
Jack Kettlehat is a massive nonce with a very small pp
Person 1: ‘Hey do you know Jack Kettlehat?’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce’
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’
1. a fuckboy
2. the biggest Jasckass that is on the planet the sits on everyone's feelings cuz he wants to fuck everyone's ass
"Have you seen Jack Cutler?"
"Yeah. I saw him with a big group of whores."
"WHAT??? He told me he was SINGLE!!!!"
"You should go kick his micropenis all to hell."
Sam/Jack is someone whom is is sweet, kind flirty and HORNY ASF ALL THE TIME ESSPECIALY IF HE IS FOR SOMEONE NAMED LUCAS (WHO ISNT A BOTTOM).
Lucas:...sam/Jack is so sweet.
Cloud:that man has mental issues you know.
Lucas: A N D?