Wanna hop in my white van?

It's what pedos say.

I got candy, so, wanna hop in my white van?

Grand Rapids White Sauce

What comes out of you when you get a grand rapids blow job. Not the most quality of ejaculations, but well worth it. After all, Bill loves the cock.

Dude #1: Good god, i just made a 10 gallon drum of the Grand Rapids White Sauce.

Dude #2: Im surprised you even got it up dude!

Dude #1: Yah, i closed my eyes and pretended it was my dog giving me head instead of that Bill guy......

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Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

The coolest 420 movie ever, to which there is <b>ACTUALLY<b> going to be a sequel, called "Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam".

You do know what's legal in Amsterdam, don't you?

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Talk to Ralph on the Big White Phone

To throw up in the toilet puke

Man I drank so much last night I had to talk to ralph on the big white phone all morning

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drop Obama off at the White House

For Republican readers: a slang reference for a bowel movement.

For Democrat readers: means takin' a shit!

Republican readers: "Jeeves, do find a suitable WC. I afraid it's time to drop Obama off at the White House".

Democrat readers: " Damn, Red! Pull the truck over, I gotta drop Obama off at the White House!"

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Why my pee pee white?

The definition for "Why my pee pee white?" means you are gay.

Him: Why my pee pee white?
Doctor: We ran some pee pee test and it shows that your pee is white cause your gay.

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Pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box

Me: I have pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Friend: you wanna run that by me again

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