Nerd Terms

EXTREMELY overused words. Most of which are 1337(leet?)speak terms, cliched insults that make people want to scream, and words that nerds use a hell of a lot.
Nerd Terms are extremely annoying, because almost everyone uses them, and because they are just plain bad disses, etc.
And now, Nerd terms have become part of the english language because of a bunch of nerds, and peer pressure, turning nerd terms into a pandemic.

Bob: (on cell with girlfriend) Wait! Don't dump me! Please!
(girl hangs up)

Nerd 1: PWNAGE!!!
Nerd 2: R3J3CTED
Nerd 3: R0TFLOL
Nerd 4:Oh!!! Diss!
Nerd 5:Burn! You need some ointment for that burn!
Nerd 6: Hope you brought yo plate, cuz youz just got served!!!

Bob: I swear I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass, y'all.

Nerd 7: (to the other nerds) /oh, Über PWNAGE!!!! Biatch!

Joe: Bob get the hell outta there before thos Nerd Terms get into yo system, Biatch! Otherwise I will PWN YO ASS!

Nerd 7:Diss! (Then get's shot in the ass)

Get nerd

You got nerd

Person1: My dad died 😢
Person2: Get nerd

nerd toucher

A pejorative term for an entitled tech worker, used to highlight both the nerdy/gadget-fetishizing and pompous aspects of the individual's character. Especially applicable to tech workers who forget—or are unable—to recognize the big, big world beyond their tiny bubble-lives.

Did you see that guy wearing Google Glass at the hip-hop show? What a fuckin' nerd toucher.

I love driving down to San Jose, but go to the wrong bar and you find yourself mobbed by startup bros pitching their worthless products at each other. Fuckin' nerd touchers.

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Nerd-Boff

Someone who takes being geeky to another level. Usually a master with puzzles and knows LEGO Star Wars better than his family's birthdays

James: Yo Alex you coding a cheat for Runescape again?
Alex: Affirmative
James: you nerd-boff

nerd player

A male or female, who preferably works in a professional environment, whereby the social standings are less rigid. They are able to bypass their 'nerd' status and become a 'player' in that environment only. The nerd player, with less competition from real 'players', is able to manipulate and seduce other nerd woman from that business or firm they work for.

Harry slept with x the other night, but also slept with this other girl from the IT department the week before, he's such a nerd player.

nerd cunt

Noun. Also Nerdcunt.
Australian slang/insult/compliment.
Term for someone that knows literally anything more about technology than you.

"Holy fuck dude. You hacked the DOD! You're a fucking crazy nerd cunt!"
"That's a snazzy looking phone ya got there, ya nerd cunt."

Nerd Mode

When you’re wearing eyeglasses instead of contacts.

Ugh, I ran out of contacts! Guess I’ll have to be in nerd mode and wear my glasses.