March 20

If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an I you must give him a Blow job

Welp.. Ivan is born on the 20th of March... guess I’ll give him head. (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)

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20's

the decade of pure gayness

My grandpappy was born in the 20's

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December 20

Wear a Christmas hat to school/work day

December 20 is when everyone’s wearing a Christmas hat to school/work. Last day until break, might as well🎅

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January 20

This day will be the best day of the year, and your crush will ask you to be their bf/gf. If you were born on this day you are the friend that 3rd wheels everything.

Guys, today will be a great day. It is January 20!

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April 20

The date that is used to be funny because how it looks but not anymore because it is

oh hey it's April 20 today you guys know that it was hitler's birthd- *gets banned from server*

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MD 20/20 (Mad Dog)

Sweet sweet wine, better than 40 oz., and the coca cola of the poor.
Less alcohol than booze, but more(and far tastier than) malt liquor

Before we rolled, we all killed a Mad Dog, to keeep us buzzin

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4:20

Skin up time! no matter what the time is, if you are tokin a joint, its 4:20. And on april the 20th, that is the ultimate day for an almighty stone-up sesh.

"its 4:18, you got two minutes before 4:20 to skin up."

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