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23 jump street

It's Not 73 jump street.

A Biblical testimony of fraternity—featuring two brothers’ fervent fellowship that started in the Korean Church that carried over to the Vietnamese Church in front of the Jesus.

Doug: Now we movin to 23 jump street?

* * *
Doug: Wow! look at that! It looks like a cube of Ice!

Cpt. Dickson: **whilst holding a Sword of the Spirit** We Jump Street, and we ‘bout to jump in yo Book (of Psalms)

Jimko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
Nustin: Fun. I’m not gonna take a dump the entire time we’re here

Doug: Hey, listen! There’s a grenade in my shorts!
Tito: Is that is?
Doug: That’s my dog!
Tito: What about that?
Doug: That’s my dog also!

Mercedes: Are we about to kiss?
Tito: FLAKAY SALMON!!!!!! **holding up a flaky salmon**

by dasflyinturtleesq March 13, 2019


Kali’23

Kali‘23 refers to plans of the leader of D$k made to help get him & his homies rich n juicy nut busting in a mansion days off da fame of their sexy wet lips music & other ventures, & if that plan does not happen he is sure he’ll die in LA by 27 just because.

I’m trynna have sex with you Daimortem & Narco Black in Kali’23

by Zamini Licker November 23, 2021


23 of October

23 of October is the no homo day. Boys can slap their asses and dicks without it being gay.

23 of October

Boy1: hey bro *slaps Boy 2 ass*
Boy2: hey bro thats gay!
Boy1: its 23 ofc October, nothing is gay
Boy2: Og really? *boy 2 goes down on his knees and starts sucking boy1 dick*

Boy1&boy2: NO HOMOOOO!!!!

by Joewawa October 21, 2019


23:07

I am shitting at this time.

Person 1: Hey what did you do at 23:07 on a Sunday during 2021?
Me: Uhhh let's see… Oh yeah! I was shitting.

by ryuu.hates.you <3 November 15, 2021


Augest 23

August 23 is the day a special Knight was born. It is also the day a new king was chosen to run his kingdom. On this day, Prince Evan was born, and brought into this world to bring peace.

"My son was born on Augest 23 and was blessed by the Prince."

by Adem Wicken November 25, 2021


23 march

the most important day in the history of the world because its huang renjuns birthday, also knewn as the best human in this universe

x: “its 23 march today”
y: SHUT UP ITS RENJUN DAY

by markeggsweater November 22, 2021


April 23 - national send spicy pics day

On April 23rd send your significant other some spicy pics

Hey babe it's April 23 - national send spicy pics day, so where are my spicy pics at?

by Dabiggersteppa April 24, 2024