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fuck ass

An annoying, dickish, and idiotic person. Someone who embodies the qualities of a fuck ass.

B.J. is such a fuck ass. He needs to be curb stomped.

by yourmotherisahamster March 15, 2010

260πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

by Bigsteve February 24, 2005

151πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Marzio's Ass

A beautiful thing that we all like to stare at

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Marzio's Ass?
Person 2: cum

by BasAmbro April 15, 2022


Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.

You're such a cream ass!

by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017


ass-phyxiated

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!

by MoLo36 April 22, 2009


ass melon

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.

Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?

by Larayne November 19, 2013


ass napkins

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

by calimoe May 26, 2006