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someone who participates in the act of coitus interruptus with total disregard for clothing and furniture, typically resulting in some type of stain resembling a banana slug trail, often the perpetrator is hard to uncover, thus dubbing them a bandit.
ex 1
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?
man 2: oh shit!!!
man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today
ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!
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A penis. Up to no good, of course.
We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf?
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Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose
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A Cocksucking ass bandit stole the urban dictionary's owners wife's virginity!
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On the MMORPG RuneScape, in the southern part of the Kharid Desert likes a Bnaidt camp. There many higher levelled players go there to train on them by wearing a piece of clothing/armour of Saradomin/Zamorakian descent, which provokes the Bandits into attacking them at will, which, in case, leaves them the ability to sit there and do nothing, except for click every few minutes to stop themsleves from logging out.
Donny3210 - "Dude, Karimbo, did that guy Pest Control his combat stats??"
Karimbo_4765 - "No, the faggot used AFK-Bandit-Training."
Donny3210 - "Hah! Pussy."
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Someone who puts a coin down someones ass crack.
Man, I just got attacked by the ass crack bandit last night
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1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.
Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.
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