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Someone affiliated with the military who spends all their time on the base and hardly ever ventures out into the world outside. Common in remote/overseas locations.
Dude, Mark and his wife will never go downtown with us, they're total base cadets. I bet they're at Anthony's Pizza right now.
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Getting to first base without any effort whatsoever.
Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.
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when you take a monkey Put it on a Frisbee a throw it in to girls Pussy
Josh:Man i went to 22nd base last night with sarah.
Jake:thats fucking disusting ,Shes fugly
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Utilizing at least five flounders to penetrate yourself (anally, vaginally, or otherwise) while whipping a Viking in a wetsuit to climax with your left hand, groping groups of children dressed as Danny DeVito with your right hand, eating out a porpoise by accident, stimulating a vibrator with your left foot, and petting a faux-British butler named Alfrench with your right knee, all to the rhythm of a dubstep remix of ABBA's hit song "Dancing Queen"
Frank: So outside the convention hall last week, I heard the two guys running the dentistry booth planning to reach 111th base. What the hell is that?
Jeff: 111th? The triple one is the deepest expression of human love and depravity in existence. It is the truest essence of sex. It involves Danny DeVito.
Frank: Oh god, that's sick.
Jeff: Yes, yes it is.
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Based Day is when your birthday is based off the day you were born.
Happy Based Day
A sport revolving around golf, though gold makes the smallest appearance in the sport. Base-Volleybolf is a game in which you play baseball with a volleyball, but if you hit a foul, you golf smack it with the batt.
Katelyn: Do you want to play a game?
Jackson: sure. What game?
Katelyn: how about Base-Volleybolf?
The healthy cereal put at the bottom of the cereal bowl used as a base for the sweet, unhealthy cereal added above it. Used by mothers to get at least get some nutrients into the diet of their children.
To little Charlie's disappointment, he could not have an entire bowl of Sweet Pops as his mother required him to have the tasteless but nutritious base cereal as part of the mix.