base cadet

Someone affiliated with the military who spends all their time on the base and hardly ever ventures out into the world outside. Common in remote/overseas locations.

Dude, Mark and his wife will never go downtown with us, they're total base cadets. I bet they're at Anthony's Pizza right now.

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Base on balls

Getting to first base without any effort whatsoever.

Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.

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22nd Base

when you take a monkey Put it on a Frisbee a throw it in to girls Pussy

Josh:Man i went to 22nd base last night with sarah.
Jake:thats fucking disusting ,Shes fugly

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111th Base

Utilizing at least five flounders to penetrate yourself (anally, vaginally, or otherwise) while whipping a Viking in a wetsuit to climax with your left hand, groping groups of children dressed as Danny DeVito with your right hand, eating out a porpoise by accident, stimulating a vibrator with your left foot, and petting a faux-British butler named Alfrench with your right knee, all to the rhythm of a dubstep remix of ABBA's hit song "Dancing Queen"

Frank: So outside the convention hall last week, I heard the two guys running the dentistry booth planning to reach 111th base. What the hell is that?
Jeff: 111th? The triple one is the deepest expression of human love and depravity in existence. It is the truest essence of sex. It involves Danny DeVito.
Frank: Oh god, that's sick.
Jeff: Yes, yes it is.

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Down to the Base

A variation on Balls Deep. When you go Down to the Base of your dick.

Dude that chick was so hot I went Down to the Base on her.

space basing

crack dosed in pcp (aka angel dust) and then often smoked... This is some fucked up shit do NOT try it under any circumstances

fucking dumbass #1: dude me and josh took on some sick space basing last night. It was dope
Fucking dumbass #2: dude you think i can come get dazed & hazed with you guys tonight?

Based Day

Based Day is when your birthday is based off the day you were born.

Happy Based Day