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Lying about an inn-gotten "quickie": Impeachable bastard!
Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years!
Bill Clinton was a better president than George W. Bush could ever dream of being.
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Alcoholic Beverage dedicated to Uncle Bill from the film "American Movie"
Peppermint Schnapps, Sprite and ice... two great gobs of it.
Mark: You thirsty? Want something to drink?
Bill: Yeah...schnapps...with sprite, and ice...two great gobs of it.
Mark: Alright, Uncle Bill.
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Time traveling teenagers who seek to solve world peace by making music
Be Excellent to each other- Bill and Ted
an amazing person who has an amazing personality. he's also funny.
Fred: "Bill Hader is a cool guy!"
Lorne:"I agree. Very successful man."
when playing beach volleyball, when one member of the team raises his short arms to reach the ball only to touch it with his fingertips to roll backwards and fly even farther away from him.
Logan: Get the ball!
Wil: I'm gonna get it!
Logan: You gotta jump!
Wil: Shit, i missed it.
Logan: No, you got it, you just pulled a fucking backwards bill again.
Wil: (cries)
One of the best NASCAR drivers in history. He has been forgotten by most of today's fans for some odd reason. He won 2 Daytona 500s and the 1988 Cup Series championship. But his most impressive feat was his fan support. He won NASCAR's Most Popular Driver Award 16 times. His son Chase races in NASCAR today and looks like he could be as good as his father
Bill Elliott just might be one of the forgotten greats of NASCAR
America’s most successful pickup artist to date. It is debated why this is. Some say that it’s his dashing good looks, others say his charm but most agree that it’s his knowledge of chemistry that sweeps women off their feet and into a state of unconsciousness where he gets automatic consent because they can’t say no.
Wow Bill Clinton! This cocktail has a very distinct taste. What’s in it. Why are you winking at me?!?!
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