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The first fart of the morning. Best served over easy. Often performed in an elevator.
The office crowd cringed when the elevator doors closed stirring up a juicy breakfast fart left by a previous occupant.
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When someone puts their dick through a hole in a platter, instead of food, thus surprising their girl when they open the lid.
Girl: “Hey I’m hungry, do you have anything to eat?
Guy: “Yea let me fix you up a Hungarian Breakfast real quick”
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The Bat’s Breakfast is a masturbatory sex act performed by a man in which he hangs upside down like a bat, masturbates his penis until climax, and shoots the semen into his mouth.
Hey Hiroshi should we have an early lunch? I’m starving.
No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.
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While brunch is breakfast for lunch, and brinner is breakfast for dinner. Br-breakfast is when you pull an all nighter and you've stayed up so late that the brinner has now changed into br-breakfast.
Broski, I stayed up so late last night that I skipped brinner and had br-breakfast instead!
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Blowjobs in the morning that feel heavenly.
Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!
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Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.
I gave her an English Breakfast
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Waking your partner from sleep in the morning by licking their asshole.
I was too nervous to propose analingus to Jeanette, so I went out on a limb and surprised her with a little chocolate breakfast this morning.
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