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The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon
Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.
The first fart of the morning. Best served over easy. Often performed in an elevator.
The office crowd cringed when the elevator doors closed stirring up a juicy breakfast fart left by a previous occupant.
When someone puts their dick through a hole in a platter, instead of food, thus surprising their girl when they open the lid.
Girl: “Hey I’m hungry, do you have anything to eat?
Guy: “Yea let me fix you up a Hungarian Breakfast real quick”
When you go down on a local Grimsby girl
in the morning and can't get the taste of fish out of your mouth for a week
Do you want a Grimsby breakfast? No thanks, I just brushed my teeth.
Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.
I gave her an English Breakfast
While brunch is breakfast for lunch, and brinner is breakfast for dinner. Br-breakfast is when you pull an all nighter and you've stayed up so late that the brinner has now changed into br-breakfast.
Broski, I stayed up so late last night that I skipped brinner and had br-breakfast instead!
Blowjobs in the morning that feel heavenly.
Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!