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Canada's History is a sexual act between a man and a woman. The man dawns moose antlers while the woman lubricates the man's penis with 100% pure maple syrup. Once the shaft if fully erect and covered in syrup the woman sucks off the syrup. While still erect the man lowers his head and starts poking the antler tips in the woman's anus or vagina. After the somewhat painful thrusting has caused the woman to orgasm she quickly finishes off the man with a blow job. Once the man cums in her mouth she spits the semen / saliva mix into the Stanly Cup. This whole act takes place only on Boxing Day or on Canada Day.
Thank Goodness Eh! I'm glad it is Canada Day, I've been wanting a Canada's History ever since the day after Christmas.
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A sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV.
It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
You hear what John did to Mary last night eh?
He taught her all about Canada's history.
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a sex act in which you hire 10 clowns to put on hockey uniforms and sodomize you repeatedly with the branch from a maple tree.
if i won the lottery i would totally get me some canadas history
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The vile act of pooping in a old candle holder, then running a wick through it. After letting it set, light candle in enemy's house.
I just pulled the Canadas history of my old boss. Gotcha bitch!
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A popular Candian sexual act involving shoving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup up the vagina.
Girl #1: "Why are you limping? Eh?"
Girl#2: "Me and John did a Canada's History last night."
Girl#1: " Sounds fun, eh?"
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The depraved sex act of taking moose antlers, covering them in maple syrup and then impaling hookers on each point, whereupon a midget fucks the stanley cup while the onlookers are fellated by the antler engorged prostitutes
My girl subscribed to Canada's History the other day, I CAME SO FUCKING HARD
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the most depraved sex act ever
if one were to ever perform canadas history in bed, utter destruction is sure to ensue...
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