Gold Card

When you want someone dead you put their name on the "Gold Card" as shown in Deadpool

Johnny: How's chemistry class?
Jimmy: It sucks. I put the teacher's name on the Gold Card

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yellow-card

to punish someone for a stupid action

He accused them of trying to yellow-card him.

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pokemon cards

Slang for nudes.

Guy: How many pokemon cards do you have?
Guy 2: I got a full deck. I have 4 charizards
Guy: Daaaaaaaamn you wanna trade some of those for 7 rares?
Guy 2: What do you think I am, a liberal?

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Holiday Card

Holiday Card: A way for people to brag about how well their children are doing and all of their accomplishments. An obnoxious thing to do and most of the time they include multiple page 'updates' on their lives.

Bill: Hey! I got something in the mail!

Anna: Eh, it's probably just another Holiday Card

Bill: Yeah...who wants to hear about how their kids got into private school...mehh

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Sleeping card

When you text/call someone and they hit you up the next day and or later that day with "I was asleep" when you hit me up earlier/last night etc.

Ex. 1)

Bry: Hey girl can you work tomorrow for Brandi she is sick.

JoJo: "Opens phone reads texts" oh I don't feel like replying I'll just "wake up late tomorrow" & tell her I just got her text.

Jojo: Hey girl I was asleep when you sent that/called, I would have worked for her though IF I would have known!

Ex. 2)

Just got off phone with this person or you saw that their bitch ass tweeted and or posted something on FB.

(10:22) Shan: Hey girl are you still coming over?

Kara: ___________________

(11:04) Shan: um so call me and don't use the "I'm sleeping card" with me, I just saw your tweet! Stop faking!

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Business Card

A rectangle with your name on it.

I walked around the convention center handing people business cards.

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Dry Card

A greeting card that's received with no money inside.

My momma gave me a dry card for my birthday....

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