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A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?
The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina
Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch
A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.
Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.
Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.
i would guide that/lead that or i will help you with that.
positively entertaining :)
boy: i want to go to college but i'm not sure how
guidance counselor: id carrot that
Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!
Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!
there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.
He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.