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When asian whore fucks your limp dick. She opens her legs like shes about to pee but her ching chong sucks onto your soft phallus and wiggles it.
Man: while on business in bangkok i was lost in pattaya when in a public urinal a prostitute forced her Chinese Cheeks on my cock.
Women: your kidding right?
Man: No. i didn't pay her.
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After a series of large scale fireworks have been lit up and presented, a rancid smell usually is the product of this entertainment due to the production of fireworks mainly in China. Therefore, it is called the Chinese fart.
Ugh, after the fireworks display there was a massive Chinese fart that everyone could sense.
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Sex position most used by the Half Mile High club. The girl rides down the mountain on her skis while the guy stands on the backs boning her. When climax is reached, participants fall into the snow to cool off after the steamy encounter.
My winkie got cold when I gave Ronda the old Chinese downhill at the mountain this weekend but it was so worth it.
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being english with a retarded chinese accent.
Person 1 "I speaka chinese"
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Color used by a dumbass teenager that has no idea what a color is.
Eddie:"THAT'S CHINESE PURPLE!"
Brad:"No it's dark white retard"
Eddie:"I'm pretty sure it's Chinese Purple!!!"
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the sex position of which the female is spinning upside down on her head.
ahhh man, last night we had a chinese top! it was so nice!
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A Chinese girls' boobs so small you have to squint like a Chinese person just to be able to see them.
Dammn! Her Chinese boobs are so small i think i might become Chinese because i was able to see them.
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