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o·pen con·dom style "Oppa-is Gangnam style" verb;
A anti-prophylactic act largely endorsed by the Pope were a small cross is cut into the tip of a condom that will appear in original condition when applied yet rupture upon its use. This phrase was popularized in the Korean song Gangnam Style by Kim Jong Un
*WARNING* This act may cause Broken Condom Child
Broseph: "Yo, you hook up with Stacy's mom last night?"
Brochacho: "Ya dude, she made me use a rubber though."
Broseph: "Aw that sucks dude."
Brochacho: "Ya, I know... So I went open condom style!"
Broseph: "Sweet man!"
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The act of using a condom that is made of cling wrap when there is no condoms available to fuck yo bitch and forshiz.
My bitch wanted me to have anal sex with her but i ain't got no condoms. I didn't wana get shit on my dick so i used some plastic wrap to make a cling wrap condom to protect my wang from poo germs!
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the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.
Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:
Kobe "Hey, do me."
Lady "I'd rather not."
Kobe "I wasn't asking."
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The act of ignorantly putting on a condom so that it covers both the shaft and the testicles.
Person 1: I'm so big, even Magnum XLs feel tight. They're roomy around the shaft, but they just don't fit around my balls.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.
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Catchy advertising slogans to use to promote the sale of condoms.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!
Before you deck her, cover your pecker!
While she gets in heat, package your meat!
Before undressing Venus, dress up your...
...you know what.
*rimshot*
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Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.
Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.
When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.
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A theory where a girl uses a used condom, and places it on an item of choice. Then proceeded to insert up the vagina ending up possibly pregnant as the cum is on the outside of the used condom.
Jessie: I want to get pregnant by John we will make cute babies,
Mandy: I know what you should do, you should do the Condom flip Stick method.
Jessie: wow Mandy that’s amazing, Yippee problem solved.