Eric is most talented Handsome Boy you will meet and he has the biggest dick and he get all the girls
Eric Tucker
Best person in the world with a big dick
girl: who is eric striffler?
cool guy: he’s a youtube star, you ass
Sexy, Santa Claus, most amazing person in the world
Nils-Eric is so fucking sexy
Eric ponce is a pussy boy tht tried to jump Carlos instead of fighting himself like a man Eric ponce likes to suck dick and is known as transgender because he acts like a little bitch but has a dick so it makes him trans he is also a little fuck boy
Eric ponce is a pussy boy tht will suck yo dick for 5 dollars
When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.
Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
A thief who will get violent. Has short brown hair, tattoos on his hands, likes to lie, white, 5 ft 9in tall and weighs 220 lbs. If you see this guy he is in the middle of breaking in to your house. He can be seen around Washington county, last seen as a taxi driver. Fucking SCUMBAG
My name is Eric Lachapelle and I am a wrestler and was a firefighter.
Guy who orders dumb food at restaurants like garden burgers
"Oh don't pull an eric eng and order that dumb garden burger. You aren't even vegetarian you fake hoe"