Bruno Earth

Mars' favorite singer. His songs include "The Tired Song", "I Think I Wanna Invade You", "UFOs in the Window" and his hits with anDEIMOS.paak. He has great songs that even the US President likes him. He is the Martian counterpart of Earth's favorite singer Bruno Mars.

Alien 1: Wanna hear real music?
Alien 2: Sure!
Alien 1: plays Bruno Earth

earth breath

The smell of your breath after smoking weed or eating mushrooms

Hey daniel you have earth breath

Earthing

Putting your pussy on some rocks.

My mother-in-law went to go earthing and she put her pussy on some rocks.

Earthing

Taking a shit on the ground.

Jerry was caught Earthing in his neighbor’s yard.

Earthing

Another word for pooping, because earth is a synonym of dirt, which is typically brown.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me earthing earlier and now she won't look at me.

Guy 2: I'm sorry for you, bro. Maybe you should earth with the door shut next time.

Earth Keef

Noun; (Err-th key-f) the fine dust particles that sneak through your window screen and sprinkle your home with the smells of Arizona.

“What’s that?” ‘Oh, that’s just some earth keef , don’t worry bout it’

wettest place on earth

Chloe G doe

Chloe G is ma bird- coz she wettest place on earth