The goat house is located in Telford PA. This place is where Pabst Blue Ribbon flows like water and taco tuesday is commonly celebrated. Clothing is optional and tinder is used frequently at this fine establishment of a home. What could make it possibly one of the greatest places of all time you ask? Ladies feel free to stop on by and feast your eyes on the sight of a lifetime... the balcony. What better to look out into the majestic forest while being bent over the guard rail!
Person 1: yo dawg you going to the goat house?
Person 2: there will be thots and pbr there!
Samuri goat is the most chill person on earth and is really the G.O.A.T
I wish I was more like Samuri Goat he is amazing!
Yea it goes against itself. But the pigs a fcking goat man. Can't disrespect the bloody legend. He is cracked at fortnite and he's taken. No he isn't Justin. Hes better, Hes Piggy The GOAT and u wont stop simping over him. He will make you go brrrrrrrrrrr.
"O-M-G Melissa. hes such a GOAT. I heard he's Piggy the GOAT. I want to date him so bad."
(Deep~Trote~Gote) A girl TOO desperate for the dick.
Squad Member"Woah look at Kendal, one hot piece of ass, and those lips"
You "Better not get tangled up there, thar be a deeptroat goat
Invented by sex magician, Brian Goating, the move involves cuming in a girls mouth than licking her teeth. Removing all the cum and gunk from in between her teeth
Bro me and my girl tried Brian Goating last night
The hottest bitch in the world. If you're named Kenny or Goat, I can guarentee that people named Dani will fall in love with you- like the level of "I've had a crush on you since third grade" kinda love. No joke, these bitches are so fucking cute.
Kenny/Goat: Hi my name is Kenny or Goat
Everyone ever: *simping over how amazing they are*