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Heaven’s Gateway

The combination of caffeine, nicotine, ethanol, and THC. A heavenly pairing of all of your typical gateway drugs, hence the name.

What’s up bro? How you doin?
“Man, I am absolutely chilling off the Heaven’s Gateway.”

by Schlawngo February 17, 2023


Gates to Heaven

the fleshy skin folds that protect the clitoris/vagina

aka labia/lips

Him: I just wanna pierce your gates to heaven
Her: First you'll have to eat it

by ValdFromMoscow May 20, 2024


Heaven in a bottle

Typically used to refer to the chocolate drink Yoohoo. May be purchased in cartons, cans, but tastes best in a cold bottle.

Dude #1: "It is so hot out. Hey, hook into that gas station over there, I'm dying of thirst."
Dude #2: "What are you getting? A big gulp or a slushie?"
Dude #1: "To hell with those things. I'm talking about heaven in a bottle here, a Yoohoo."

(Later)

Dude #1: "That wasn't the greatest idea. I drank too much of that Yoohoo and now my stomach is killin' me."

by Neth3rtwist June 25, 2017


No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven

Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.

by thebievolution November 13, 2019


heaven preserve us

Spoken when something terrible occurs.

Another school shooting!! Heaven preserve us

by Sicilian Cowboy March 27, 2023


Snow Bunny Heaven

Snow Bunny is a term referring to white women who prefer black men, so the phrase 'Snow Bunny Heaven' refers to having relations with multiple white women, as a black man. This phrase was popularized by the song of the same name, made by the rapper YoungCamelToe.

"When I Die, I'ma Go To Snow Bunny Heaven"

by Brobrodidfog April 25, 2024

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Heaven says

A song about a man getting tortured and forced to spell easy words like 'answer.'

HEAVEN SAYS, YOU ARE IN DANGER
WHY ARE YOU TORMETING ME LIKE THIS? I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU ENDED UP HERE, I JUST-
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
F-R-E-E-D-O-M
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'MANKIND'

D-I-S-E-A-S-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'SIN'

F-R-I-E-N-D-S
WRONG, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 'Y-O-U'

by Yipsees!! September 25, 2023