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The binary heavens is the Internet.
'Leesa downloaded it from the binary heavens.'
A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"
Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?
Matt:alright
(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)
Jill:thank god
A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"
Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?
Matt:alright
(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)
Jill:thank god
the hair that leads to a mans penis
holy shit look you can see his stairway to heaven
When standing on an escalator going up and someone behind you stick their finger in your bum.
The other day I was minding my own business on the escalator and this chick gave me a stairway to heaven out of nowhere.
Version of drinking game called Carousel but for experienced drinkers. Just like Carousel the game begins with players sitting in a circle with a bottle and shots for measurement (optional). Player number one takes a shot, player to his left takes two shots, next player takes three and so forth. When one full round is finished players can decide if they want to keep walking up the stairway or walk down - lowering the number of shots. Legend says the best players made it all the way to heaven.
"Dude yesterday party was crazy!"
"Really? Last thing i remember was playing a game of Stairway to Heaven..."
An Individual whose sense of humor is as empty as their family tree
Don't get too close, Yusei! you might have the Heaven Araceli Calix virus