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Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
Dude I have Jared's Ears
Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them
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Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.
Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.
Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears
A dumbass that fucks everything up. Lovable but dumber than rocks. Liar. Rapist. Broke.
I’m so glad I’m not Jared white
Jared Richardson is a cuckold that enjoys watching his wife get railed on Tuesday night's. He capes through his ass on Wednesday night's. Then Thursday he meets with the ladies for their book club meeting.
" wow, do you see Jared Richardson over there? What a cuck!"
When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor
Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
Just a naai really, what else can I say?
Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS!!!
Having a boner for short period of time
Steve:" when I saw Janet earlier I was Poppin a Jared "