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Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021


Jeff Vu

A really stupid Asian that claims he was born in New. He tends to be late every morning. Wear's glasses. Stupid. Annoying. Claims to be "Scene."

Jeff Vu

by Jeff Vu October 3, 2008


National Happy Birthday Jeff Weiss day

March 17 is jeff weis birthdya Say happy birthday jeff weiss on march 17 it’s national day!’

wow i sure do love jeff weiss!
me too, i’m so happy it’s national happy birthday jeff weiss day!

by Jeffweiss March 17, 2021


lumberjack jeff

Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.

" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"

" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"

"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!

by That one hoe March 29, 2016


jeff frank

trying to hook up after throwing up from being too intoxicated

she tried to pull a jeff frank last night.

by iliketomakeout November 2, 2011


jeff and jessica

Perfection. The best couple ever.

I wish we were like Jeff and Jessica.

by Sir Jif November 7, 2017


Jeff Cheesecake

A mythical creature who is not human or cheesecake. A Legend. Not many people no of him. He is part of the cheesecake religion prophecy.

Who is Jeff Cheesecake?

by Jamie Desnica September 28, 2018