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cool my jets

What my boyfriend tells me when I drink too much beer too quickly

Mika, cool my jets”

by Mikaaaaa November 13, 2018


anal jet

Powerful stream of water (from a fountain or a pressure washer) up someone's arse.

Last night derek had such a hard anal jet the water came though his throat out of hit mouth.

by DarkCockolate February 26, 2021


Mega Jets

Super explosive diarrhea that if you push too hard you fly away. If you're in the toilet you will explode diarrhea everywhere and ruin your restroom. You will actually fly, like a jet, through the roof.

Dude, he was on the toilet and he flew out the building because I think he had mega jets!!

by boink! March 4, 2022


watch yo jet

A slang word telling someone to watch out for danger or pranks

Before I shot Jackson with a water gun, I yelled: "Hey Jackson! Watch yo jet, cuh!"

by March 23, 2023

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jet callander

The foolish guy who is in mad love for a girl named Alyssa. Jet can't help falling for her because Alyssa is an angel that walks among humans.

Tyler: "Woow, you're still in love with Alyssa, Jet Callander?"

by RoastingKid1907 January 11, 2017


Crashing a Jet

verb: the act of prematurely celebrating and then FAILING to accomplish what you were celebrating for.

Crashing a Jet, The NY Jets making up Super Bowl end zone dances BEFORE they make it to the Super Bowl!

by Grimmlock25 January 24, 2011


Jet Li Vong

The human definition of Youtube Poop.

Did you hear when Jet Li Vong was raping Noah in gang beasts kid was going ham!

by NSFWNoxx December 4, 2019