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The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.
I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.
The art of using your poor latency or slow internet connection in a video game against an opponent
The hell?! Did this 200 ping looking motherfucker just clip through half my attacks and kill me?
Yeah, he did. This guy's using some serious Lag-Fu.
When the group chat is so lit that it lags.
Bro, there was so much lit lag in the group chat.
When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.
Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.
Usually some limpdick, no-skill loser-scrub who feels the need to intentionally lag the game in order to win. Most commonly used in fighting games and FPS games.
He's definitely a lag switcher, I played against him online and when I was about to beat him and then the game suddenly started lagging when I tried to block his ultimate, he won and left without saying anything.
After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.
Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."