May 31st

the day when the sexiest person alive (who's name starts with an 'A') was born <3

Hey, their birthday is on May 31st, they must be super sexc.

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Mai-Ly

Mai-Ly is a short girl with a big personality. She doesn’t take no for an answer and if you cross her you’ll surely regret it. She makes mistakes but she’s human. Though, she’s quick to right the wrong.

She’s thoughtful and kind to those she cares about, though incredibly stubborn at times and will never believe that she’s beautiful when you tell her. She’s accepting and she’ll be by your side even when everyone else is not. She’s got a laugh that would make anyone strive to hear it. She turns heads when she walks into a room and anyone would jump at the chance to have even a small conversation with her. She’s also exceptionally talented. She’s got one hell of an arm and isn’t afraid to use it.. whether for sports or “throwing down”, or standing up for herself and others.

She changes worlds without even thinking about it!

Mai-Ly is a friend who’s there to cry with you at your worst, and laugh with you at your best. She’s quick to pick you up when you’ve fallen and she’ll put everything back into place when it all comes crashing down. She’s someone you can talk to nonstop and trust with all of your secrets.
The laughs you will share with her will never be forgotten and the memories you created will stain into your head. You’ll think back often on every little moment you share and think to yourself how lucky you are to have been graced with such an amazing person in your life. Mai-Ly, you are truly incredible.

Happy birthday, Mai-Ly. You are amazing.

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May 3

National kick balls day! It’s where you go up to a man kick their balls Something woman should only be doing :)

Alice: hey Jake you know what happens on may 3
Jake: what?
Alice: National kick balls day!

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Mai Tai

(noun) A tropical cocktail made famous by "Trader Vic" Bergeron in 1944, after mixing rum, lime, orange curacao, orgeat and syrup, with a spring of mint and fresh fruit garnish. His Tahitian friends named it with their native reply after tasting it, "mai tai" meaning literally "very good". Note that legend has it the drink is based on a recipe by "Don the Beachcomber" Gantt, who also invented the Navy Grog, the Tahitian Rum Punch, the Dr. Funk, and the Zombie.

"I don't care how you make it or what you substitute, I demand a Mai Tai!"

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23 May

the ''fuck your girfrien'' day?

bf: hey, it s 23 may!
gf: so?
bf: LET'S FUCKK

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May 5

If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.

"omg my crush is so fucking hot"
"prob born on may 5"
"how tf you know that"

May 5

This day was when the most beautiful, smart, and loving dancer was born. Whoever’s birthday that is May 5th is an angel. Please give them your love.❤️💕

-Alina Liu
I hope you have a great birthday
May 5th

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