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a person with a white face who is open to everyone and hates getting ear rape by people that can't sing. has a special thot spray(how spray) for himself when he knows he has caught the disease.
"omg is that the contagious goat with the thot disease....Michael?"
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A name that over 4,000,000 people in the U.S. alone have. Is in the top 3 most common names in the U.S. Michael's are generally very awkward and sensitive and will overexaggerate anything possible.
Yeah, Michael just being his normal, dorky self.
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Asshole with trust issues.
Who hurt you? That ass Michael.
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Michael is very obsessed with flip-flops. He buys them all the time from Primark and they only cost 90p. He has very gorgeous feet, he toenails hang over his flip-flops. He is always singing to songs on Spotify. He has a high masturbate rate which inflates if he eats steaks.
Michael: OMG, MUM! NEW FLIP-FLOPS HAVE ARRIVED, MY FEET ARE GORGEOUS!
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A cute Mexican kid that likes to twerk AND MAKE FUN OF UGLY PEOPLE. He is sweet and gives great hugs.
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WOW LOOK AT MICHAEL OVER THERE
HES GOT A MUSCLE PP FOR SURE
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