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When a Girl (Most Likely To Be From Highfield) Invites You To 'Feed Her Horse At Midnight' She Is Asking You To Poke Her Up Her Dirty Little Fantoosh, Do NOT Say Yes As Your Fingers Will Go Green And Drop Off, and You Will More Than Likely Get Aids Or Some Other STI
Amy: Hey Sexy, Wanna Come Feed MY Horse At Midnight?
Cameron: Well, Ive Heard Alot About Your Dirty Little Beef Curtains And I Wouldnt Touch That Magott Infested Thing If I Was Asked By Your Mam.
Amy: OMG STFU!!!
Cameron: Well, I Only Speak the Truth.
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Satisfying a late night craving for fast food by going to more than four fast-food places between the hours of 11pm-3am
I could really go for a Midnight Train to Chechnya with the girls this weekend!
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Make coffee to stay awake
Boil some water, I'll be burning the midnight oil and I take my coffee black.
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Gettin' high, fast and its feel Twenty Years until Midnight or next day
Yo man I was so high it felt Twenty Years 2 Midnight
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Also know as the "Nasky Special," the Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin is when you receive a blow job while taking a shit, the person who is giving the oral sex puts their hands between the legs of the recipient and catches the defecation. Once the recipient finishes, the person will proceed to mix the cum in his mouth with the fecal matter resembling a Milky Way Midnight Candy Bar.
Oh dude Nick gave me the best Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin last night at the Rugby House, it rocked my socks off!
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Used to delicately explain that someone has died.
"Hey, man, sorry to hear your mom is riding the midnight train to slab city."
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