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Shady muffin

A shady muffin is someone you can find in the dodgey end of town. Some one who wears his hat at a bit of a cheeky angle. You generally find them in dark corners, alleys, etc. and want to avoid contact at ALL cost.

"Have you been down to Bristol St?"

"Yes, but not the dodgey end. There's a bit of a shady muffin who loafs around the sudway."

by zaqdaq January 5, 2009


Madi Muffin

A silly sally, and my lovely little panda.

http://media.putfile.com/ Namsayin--Madi-

That Madi Muffin sure is the best. Namsayin'?

by penguinpie March 16, 2007


sunset muffin

A muffin that enjoys long walks on the beach during a sunset or someone who enjoys eating a muffin during a sunset.

It may also be (and most often) the action of going down on a woman.

After dinner, I gave my date a sunset muffin for dessert, which she enjoyed.

by Manilla Spent August 11, 2011


Sexual muffin

The art of inserting a homemade triple chocolate muffin into your partners anus when humming the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune.

She baked a fresh batch of muffins with the idea of using one to be sexual muffined that night.

by Dodgysexthing April 13, 2019


Lung Muffin

The yellow opaque phlegm one coughs up, usually from the result of an infection. Can also come in the colors of green, brown, and gray.

I just coughed up a dense lung muffin. Hope that's the last one from this cold.

by thetruthmang April 28, 2009


Luff Muffin

A luff muffin is someone who you "luff" and is as good as a muffin. It is used a name to address someone whom you luff.

See Luff

Person A: Hey! How has your day been going Luff Muffin?!! :D

Person B: Great! Thanks for asking! Luff You!

by A Luff Muffin April 28, 2011


SHART MUFFIN

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.

-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS

PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN

by SHART MUFFIN November 19, 2019