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Someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same altitude as their nipple.
Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.
Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Emo kid: Eww look at that Nipple Rider!
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.
Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
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the main bad guys's nipple in harry potter
"Voldomorts nipple!" Harry screamed at Prof.Snape
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Large round nipples the similar in size to the typical frisbee.
Can be a particularly potent insult against douchebag guys.
"Chris Durnien has enormous frisbee nipples that complement his disturbingly voluptuous man-tits."
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a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.
shut youre pie hole nipple dick, i dont want to hear it.
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The act of using one's hairy ass-crack to pinch another's nipple.
Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.
Dude1: Man, that was disgusting, I didn't need to walk in on you giving him a Woolly Nipple.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.
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A pocket on a shirt directly on the nipple
This shirt has a nipple pocket
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Erect nipples due to extreme cold in any given office environment. Usually the fault of busted air-con.
"Turn that air-con down before I catch Moscow Nipple."
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