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splash pants

pants that make the "swishhhh" sound when you move in them. called splash pants because you can get them wet/splash in them.

"yooo johnny m, those are some sick splash pants!"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"

by lindsay_anne August 15, 2007

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Dynamite Pants

Any type of lower body apparel which accentuates the genitals or ass region

Alfredo's mom is wearing a hot pair of see-through dynamite pants.

by Peter January 16, 2004

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Kirked in the Pants

Being well endowed in the male nether-regions. Length particularly impressive.

Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"

Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"

by Pissy Calorie June 11, 2011

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Pants Penis

Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.

Often occurs while sitting down.

Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!

by definitively October 24, 2009

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Pants Penis

the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.

Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.

by Mr. Pants Penis September 25, 2009

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tight pants

when a guy is happy =)

The viagra made him have tight pants.

by sammeh3 July 1, 2006

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Poopy pants

A grown man or woman who has soiled themselves, however, are unable to grasp the obvious fact they need their nappie changed.

Omg Alan is being a total poopy pants today. Does he need his nappie changed?

by I.A.P.P. August 14, 2014

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