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The people who ruin your life because they won't let you play fortnite

you: can i play fortnite
Parents: no study you moron

by Golden pro December 27, 2018


Parent

The best thing that will ever happen to you. They are caring, and they are the only people that you can count on to love you. Also they try their very best to spend their lifes caring for you.

"My mom is the best parent ever. For she lets me go to school, she feeds me, and if it wasn't for her, I wouln'd even be alive!"

by LIFEASAKID March 19, 2018


Parents

The people who say "be greatful we brought you into this world" or "without us you would have never been alive" when you really never wanted to be here.

Ugg my parents are so annoying!

by Ifurreadingthisurgay September 23, 2020


Parents

The pain, death,
Sadness, depression, and anxiety bringer after you gay a 78 in math class

“My parents beat me because I got an A not an A+

by Acethewolf77 gd April 26, 2021


Parent

A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.

I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.

by CmdrRockAwesome September 21, 2020


Parents

Something Harry Potter doesn’t have

Harry Potter does not have any parents

by cash_money6467 December 29, 2021


parents

The people who think they are doing the right thing for you but are just fucking you up and blaming it on social media. These two beings claim they love you but take out all their frustrations out on you, tell others terrible things about you and act like they did not want you in the first place and the worse thing is, is that you grow up thinking it was your fault they were this way

I must be useless since my parents keep calling me that.

by depressed person November 22, 2021