short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

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blond pineapple of death

a middle-age or older woman who generally wreaks havoc, but with a smile on her face while doing it; typically (but not limited to) southern housewife; can ruin your entire day with one well-timed zinger, again delivered with a charming white smile of gorgeous veneers done by one of her husband's golf buddies. most often spotted at ladies' tea rooms and/or talbots, and can easily be recognized by the perfect blond coif, and usually (but not always) a shrill voice.

I ran in Talbot's today to pick up a sweater, and the blond pineapple of death rang me out. Sheesh.

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Red Pineapple of Death

A nickname for Vice Captain of Squad 11 in the Gotei thirteen of Soul Society- Renji Abarai- of the popular manga and anime series Bleach by Tite Kubo. Renji Abarai's hair is a deep red, and when he ties it up- which is all the time- his hair looks like a pineapple.

He is the Red Pineapple of Death- FEAR HIM! (it's actually just Renji wearing a shirt that says Red Pineapple of Death)

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boys that eat pineapples

1. a human of the male gender that consumes pineapples

2. why did you look this up it's pretty self-explanatory

Boy 1: "hey do you eat pineapples?"
Boy 2: "yea i'm one of the boys that eat pineapples."

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pineapple head

one who has a long face and chin and their hair grows straight up in the air mimicking the leaves of a pineapple

Go get a hair cut, you look like a pineapple head !!

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Scientific name of pineapple

Ananas comoSUS
When the pineapple is sus

"OH GOD OH F**K I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DID I SEARCH SCIENTIFIC NAME OF PINEAPPLE AAAAAAAAA!!!!"

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home sweet pineapple

1. A phrase used by SpongeBob SquarePants when talking about his fruity abode.
2. Episode 5b, Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants (TV series).

1. Well, this isn't exactly "home sweet pineapple," but I suppose it could be much worse.

2. Hey, man. Remember Home Sweet Pineapple from SpongeBob? The one where the nematodes drink up his house?