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This is a great 6th book in which Severus Snape kills Dumbledore, on page 606, go ahead and read, great book, oh yeah, and dumbledore dies, snape kills him.
Harry: Hagrid..Snape..killed Dumbledore
Hagrid: Wha' Harry?
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A series of 7 books and 8 movies, the books written by J.K.Rowling, about a young boy named Harry Potter with messy black hair and bright green eyes who's wizard parents were murdered by the most evil and powerful wizard of all time named Voldemort when he was a year old. Harry lives with his horrible aunt, uncle and cousin until he's eleven, who told him his parents died in a car crash, meaning he doesn't know anything about magic or witches or wizards. When Harry turns eleven he is informed that he is, infact, a wizard, the real story of how his parents died, and that he is to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The rest of the series tell of his wonderful, exciting, dangerous and magical adventures, eventually ending in defeating Voldemort. It is, without a doubt, the best story ever written. Side note: J.K Rowling is the Queen of Everything.
Unicorn: Hey, what are you reading?
Pecan: Oh, you know, only the first book in the best series ever written.
Unicorn: OMG, HARRY POTTER?
Pecan: YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Unicorn and Pecan: WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!! *high fives*
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Post Potter Shock Disorder. A person with PPSD suffers from psychological shock and numbness to the realization that Harry Potter is truly over. Symptoms of PPSD may include:
-Drawing a lightning bolt on one's forehead or, in more extreme cases, self-inflicting an actual scar
-Re-reading the entire series in the hope that an eighth book will magically appear, then crying when it isn't there.
-Watching all 8 movies in one day
-Staying in the theater long after the credits for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two roll, staring at the screen with a zombie-like expression.
-Constantly quoting the books and/or movies, and shouting spells during moments of need
-Calling up other Potter-heads and discussing their inability to believe that it is over
-Feeling as if their best friend who grew up with them has died
-Planning Harry Potter related events
-Having a strong urge to recreate the movies, film parodies, or write a sequel series.
See that kid over there writhing on the floor crying and hugging a Harry Potter book? Yeah man, he totally has PPSD: Post Potter Shock Disorder.
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Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince is the book in which Dumbledore dies and the wizarding world comes to an end as we know it.
Harry Pottter Fans *reads Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince*
Dumbledore *dies*
Harry Potter Fans *omg*
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Smoking marijuana, or being high on marijuana
joe shmo: Hey man what should we do this weekend
moe shmo: i got my lighter and bowl with me so we should defiantly watch some harry potter
joe shmo: hellz yea dude! we gonna get ripped!
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A goofy kid who resides in Basking Ridge, often found meowing after two sips of beer.
That Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome was meowing outside my house last night!
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A party in which you watch all the Harry Potter movies that have already been made up until midnight when you then pile in a car to see the next film. Often accompanied by Harry Potter look alike contests and Potter trivia.
Bro: "Hey Dude i'm dying my hair red and shaving lightning bolts into my leg hair for the Harry Potter pre game party!!"
Dude: "Bro, don't pregame too hard"
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