moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

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pink and brown shuffle

To rapidly alternate between fucking a girl's asshole and vagina while fucking her from behind.

"Dude I was giving her the pink and brown shuffle and I accidentally stabbed her in the taint"

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Five Knuckle Shuffle.

The act of masturbation with one hand. Usually only applies to males.

"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."

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Butt Shuffle

When you are playing a game of go fish and instead of shuffling the deck you accidentally get sexual harassment charges.

He was in the middle of a game of duck duck goose when suddenly -
Oh Shit!
He butt shuffled again.

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Nut shuffle

When a guy sways back and forth to make is nuts hit his thighs.

I was bored waiting in line so I started to "nut shuffle".

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Awkward Traffic Shuffle

Usually happens when 2 cars pull up to a 4-way stop at the exact same time, or are trying to turn onto a 1 way street at the same time. Both cars stop, wait to see if the other will go, both go at the same time, and then stop and repeat the process a few more times. Very similar to 2 people trying to go around each other in a crowded hallway

Trevor: Why were you 5 minutes late getting here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here

Poop-id Shuffle

When you need to shit so bad, you need to do whatever it takes to make it to the nearest toilet

Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?