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Simp

A man that is controlled by the female getting nothing out of the relationship (if they have one ) p.s. probably not

Finn and Jake the biggest simps ever known

by Bitch wit good pussy April 26, 2020

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simp

when you run out of demeaning words to call somebody, you call them a shimp. u can call someone a shimp for many various reasons such as backing out of a plan, ditching their friends for a girl, and willing to do anything for the coujee

You: Yo Gavin why is Judson being simp today
Gavin: idk man but I think I'm a simp too for ditching y'all to study with a random chick yesterday

by irakli123 March 13, 2019

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Simp

Ah yes! The simp. That slippery, slimy serpent tempting girls into sleeping with him. The desperate, pathetic being that prays on the pity women bestow upon him. Perpetually celibate, the simp will do anything in an attempt to get into a girl’s pants. He showers them with gifts, praise, and attention; he leaves his infinitesimally small dignity and ego in front of any girl that be believes he has a chance with and abases himself before their will. The simp saunters in his own mind; his own fantasy where he can pretend, he is worthy of attention without needed to bribe girls to like him; in a world where being himself is enough; such an idea is foreign to the simp.

He hangs around the normal places we all do; in the library, at the coffee shop, at football games. Yet, we don’t typically see him. He slinks behind shelves, walls, and bleachers. He goes to the lake yet doesn’t put his foot in for if he did, he would drown in his own failure and ignominy.

His only tactic? Pity. By manipulating a girl, the simp, after years of hard work, has a slim chance to have β€œpity sex.” The simp lives for this moment. His will to live is fueled by his scummy ways. Contrary to real men, the simp uses pity to manipulate girls; us men use real emotional tactics like shame, guilt, fear of embarrassment, and social isolation in order to get girls to do what we want. These are much more sophisticated, and exponentially more effective, which is why simps aspire to be like us.

Why are you buying her all those gifts? You're such a simp!

by FuckSimps June 9, 2020

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Simp

Pretty much your guy best friend. His name is probably Clunie or something like that.

Wow, Clunie, you're such a Simp!

by C# October 10, 2020

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simp

A person who does too much for someone without the other party giving something back.

In conclusion, you. You are a simp.

by A hooman who'll ruin your day August 5, 2020

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Simp

Brandon Littlechild

He is a simp

by Pigs74 April 30, 2020

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Simp

Simp is short for simpleton. Otherwise it's a term used to describe 'beta' type males who put woman on a pedestal for being hot or sending them really cringe messages for no reason. Typically seen more often on Twitter or Twitch where 'e-girls' are active and have a large following of horny guys or white knights (similar term tbh). Such as for streamers like Pokimane, Loserfruit, etc.

Him: I just miss her bro.

Me: Simp.

by JakeCPhD April 16, 2020

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