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The "Gay Sock" is the sock that is always missing on laundry day, usually because it's been thrown behind a dresser or hidden under a mattress after being "Used".
"Guy wants to mess around, take things aint his? slap him with " The Gay Sock".
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when a man can't find a condom on short notice, he takes off one of his dirty sweaty socks and put his johnson in it and goes at it
Not wanting to knock his bitch up again, Cary, in a fit of passion, made due with a strasburg sock.
This skank wanted to do me on the spot, so I had to strasburg sock her.
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A delightfully delicious nylon creation designed to cover business professionals from toes to knee. Only suitable for the most serious corporate go-getter and best paired with a good set of slacks (please see definition for more detail). They are available in a variety of colors, most notably a radiant bright red and black argyle pattern. They are available for purchase to any certified business professional at any Pants Store location in the U.S.
That guy is killing it on the sales floor with his new pair of trouser socks
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This is what happens when you wear you socks outside or into the garage, thus stepping into puddles and making your socks all wet and scummy. All the grease and dirt from the floor accumulates onto the the sock, thus a sleezar sock.
"Sleez your socks look rank, have you been outside in dem?"
"Yea dats my bad, i guess I created some sleezar socks, huh?"
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If a boy called Harley has sex or any sexual contact with a boy it is classed as gay
Did you know Harley he has gay socks
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Lock-in-the-sock is what happens to ex mafia now snitches not sayin names but you whitey bulger
"Bro u hear what happened to whitey bulger?" Yea man he snitched and got the old lock-in-the-sock it's crazy these days
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Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.
i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.
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